Fact Printed Stain

Well apparently I'm starting my own vocabulary that only I can use. Hence why no one else should use these words. Except for someone. Most of the words I say are normal but I just add -ewb or -age to the end or just an extra letter in the word. Or a 'Z'. I have no life and I don't agree with using proper english so I make up my words. Mostly used through texting. These are the ones i have so far:

Bewb- boob
Newb- noob
Geewd- good
Pewp- poop
Bawlz- balls
Ceew- cool
Bewbage- cleavage
Outage- out
Pewpage- disposal of excrement
Scheew- school
Mum- mom
Dewd- dude (not used often)
Gettin my Walk on- walking
Gettin my Jam on- dancing in place
Robotage- in the process of doing to robot
Huat- what
Huatev- i really don't care what your talking about or i really don't care at all.
Huere?!- where
Thada Huay- that direction
LoWon SilHo- Lauren Silva
Poipull- purple
Hue- jew
Toobage- watching tv
Iced Tea- the art of doing pee and poop at the same time.
Poopies- puppies
Precoisely- precisely


Interesting Facts
• For two years I thought when I joined a game and the kids said "New comer's it!", I always thought they said 'Cucumber's it'.
• Grape soda is better when listening to 'Pin' by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in your boxers.
• Do not attempt to eat best friend. She tastes horrible.
• Do not spend $5 on yellow Gatorade the first chance you get.
• Never walk in front of Lauren, Gaby, or even when Toria tries to trip you.
• Be aware of your surroundings and search for something to hold on to for when you fall.
• Do not dance when someone you know is going to tell someone important to you what they just witnessed.
• Always pay attention in Science.
• Don't be a wooly bully!
• Shield bewbage™ from flailing hands, arms, knees, heads, flying objects, & eyes.
• Have gum at hand
• Never share gum when you have it or show any sign of being in possession of it
• I have run out of advice/ facts.
• Turtles are old.

Liz wrote, "Got tickets to the GUN SHOW?" on my muscle today.

"Jack London is King"

Don't you cry for me brimingham

So the political debates are getting stupider. I don't know if I'll get like shot or hugged to death if i say my opinion but whatev. Sarah Palin needs to use proactive on her close up on entertainment magazine for september and she needs to get her own homosexual hair stylist to get that weave out of that crap she calls a bun. McCain is a carbon copy of basically every Dude Ranch Texans idol George W. Bush. We're defiantly going to blow ourselves up. McCain is the shovel that's helping us dig our own graves. Or we can use Palin's dentures to carve our memories on our own headstones. Enough with the gay talk.

Speaking of leather bound books, i just ate three squares of cheese and I'm watching old video's. Coincidentally the end of the world one popped into my head.

Speaking of batteries, i started watching that documentary The Bridge. The Movie on how people of San Fran jump off the Golden Gate Bridge to to their death. Just watching it, it looks like the people are innocently taking pictures of the bay. Then out of nowhere this old man with a blue t-shirt and a red hat gets up on the bars and just jumps. It's so fucking crazy. Like it kept my interest for the 8 minutes. Usually I'm like fuck it after a while because i'm really picky with what youtube video's i watch. But this one was different. I kind of sort of want to go and add it to the netflix list. Sweet.

School sucks. So does thinking of what to write on a blog on a friday night. There's a Serdyke and Mater Gei game tonight. If i were a normal rosary girl i would most defiantly love watching gross buffed out guys tackle each other for their sacks. If only they knew that getting a guys bawlz were free in any dark corner, brought to you by the Servite Friars. Thank You Holistic Gentlemen.

I don't get how my mom gets to have her friend over and I can't. It's stupid. I'd rather be sitting in my front yard with someone.. anyone. you know.

Life's all chin ups from here!

Sincerly, Cris.

so cute.

XOXO,
gaby

Ya Bleedin? ..Yeeah ya bleedin.

It is cold all up in hur. Seriously. Watching Little People Big World. I've never noticed how small their son is. "That girl is obnoxious.." "THEY PREFER LITTLE PEOPLE". Oh goodness.
So went to Urban this morning. Watched Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, which wasn't as gay as I thought it would be. My dog is also socially unacceptable.. just like his moma. Poor Odie. So heres some stupid crap I did because I had nothing to do last night.
Enjooooy :)


There's more..

Sincerly,
Cris.

reverse insomniac...

in the last 48 hours..i've only been awake 3...
and i'm still dead tired..
peg it all on the 15 nyquil i took..
but i think i should be worrried...
love sleepily- gaby

BLANK has come of this

ThankYou Gaby for that very informative and highly educational hip-hography on how to be a chola. It will be put to good use.

If you love me you would watch this till the end.
If you don't I will send strawberry eating geese to your school to massacre all of your left shoes.
Tell your friends what you've just seen and heard.



TheEnd

Lurv Cris McPiss (in regards to izzy)

not as cool as cris...

i guess cris is the interesting one in the family...now all i am is good looking...
well today i....
avoided the people i sit with...
hung out with scene machine..
almost got my ears pierced{i pussyed out}..
got kidnapped
ate criss cut fries...
and...
did a hip hop arobics video...
yea...too cool for you...

Crimson and Cloves

School, got made fun of, yelled a lot (i do everyday) what can I say.. I'm a loud person. Kidnapped Gaby. HI GABY. Her mother got PEE OWED! I'm sorry, I will never abbreviate pissed off ever again. Slow day, fine day, hot day. Most of my titles when I am about to write have to do with Bright Eyes Songs. Right now I am listening to Minus the Bear now Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Abi's on shuffle. My iPods name is Abigail. I really like that name. That and Margot, but the name Margot is being saved for when I purchase my future wife fish. Gaby has Larry her husband fish. Soon I will have Margot my wife fish. Bestiality you say? I think not.

My day when I got home went a little like this:

A1 steak sauce with rice. Shut up it was good.

Gold Mind Gutted

So the cold went away. Yesterday it was so cold it was relaxing. Unfortunately Gaby had to come over and ruin the weather. We sang Tegan and Sara, MGMT, threw some My Little Pony and I sang alone Wicked. Shut up. So here are some of my drewrings I accomplished today. And a clip from the show I live by. Please view butt faces. - cris 

Saturday, October 4, 2008

The Arc of Time

Gaby & Cris 

First of all, we are seriously the worst serious people on the planet.  All these dated events are true stories and are not not true. Anyways, this is the story of how we go about our lives. We will feature original drawings by Cris, stitch work and douchebagery by Gaby. But really though the drawings are true and pretty. This is a wee bit about us.

Gaby (bonbon):

Hello..i plan on doing some ridiculous needle work for this site(?). I enjoy doing yoga on Tuesdays with my aunt, and hip hop dance class on Thursdays with my old friends. I love tea and drink it daily. I read very often and enjoy eating blog fuel while watching The Notebook.  I'm an on again off again vegetarian who does not know how to do a cartwheel. I cook very well and the loves of my life are my fish Larry and my dog Goldie. I have an addiction to good music, diet coke, and reality TV. My best friend is not cris..Thanks!

'no i will not have sex with you'

Cris (patches):

Hello I do most of the Drawings (all of them) on this site. I give sweet hi-fives..60% of the time they're great all the time. I like music, Arizona Tea, puppies, drawing, dancing and marching in place, doing the robot and last but not least brown baggin it with the gang. I love swedish fish and consuming lemon pepper chips from target instead of going my Homecoming and dancing my gay ass off. Instead of having a good time I also love to stay home and consume a massive amount of food with my good chap Gabriel BonBon. FIN :)

sushi bar chef/ professional polo player/ assassin/ gigolo/ wild hermit crab & flea tamer/ best friend.